What "John" Likes

Hello ladies, sorry for the absense.  It's been a busy couple of days and I haven't been able to update.  In the mean time I asked one of my most beloved cleints to write a piece about what he expects from an escort, and this was what he had to say.

Enjoy Ladies!

We want to know what we are getting for our money. We dont like getting there and having a bunch of rules that were not listed on her ad. If a man was looking for BBBJ and it was in her ad that is what he expects. I know Providers are not trying to get busted and leave the ad vague but their must be a list of Do's and Dont's for the session. Everyone has things they wont do. Please list them.
Verification of a John. Providers please use a service like Date Check, P411, RSK2000, TER, or Escort .com this way you know the man has seen a provider and is about business and pleasure. If he is smart his likes and dis likes will be in one of the systems.

Setting the date. Phone call providers we don't want to be listening to a bunch of mess when calling goofy ring tones or long messages of how you are busy. (KISS) Keep It Simple Sexy. A regular phone ring with a short brief message is all that is needed. If we agree on a time their should only be 2 more calls. The first call have the John call when 20 minutes away(GIVE THEM A CLEAR LAND MARK OR ZIP CODE) to start their journey to paradise. The next call from the John will be driving up to your place he needs the address and the provider MUST answer the phone at this time. I have passed on dates where you must sit at the gas station and wait for a provider to call you back. Or worst you get the voice message saying I am busy. No guy wants to think that you are doing the nasty while he is driving up to your address. I am in the shower or getting ready is a better message.

First meet. He is there his heart is pounding and his mind may be racing if it it a new Provider am i going to get busted or she won't look like her photo. Providers Open the door and give him a warm hug. Don't be fighting with your pets or friends having him wait outside while you do something. Get him in and have a place for him to sit and lay the donation on the table in so you can see if it is close to the right amount. Don't touch the money yet!!!! Offer a drink (water) when you go get the water tell him to get comfortable. have fun then get up and put your money for your time in a place safe (SAFE $30) at Walmart!!!